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Description: Description Payment Shipping Returns About Us Contact Us ZOOM ZOOM - BOOM BOOM - Mazda V Symbol Shaped Onion Ring SubjectMazda Shaped Onion Ring Description Truly a timeless delicacy, this delectable spectacle was found nearly ten years ago! While on a road trip we were eating onion rings and this one stood out and so it was saved from the gastric destruction of the day. Saved, wrapped in a napkin, hauled back home in a backpack and ultimately forgotten about, it sat in a box until recently rediscovered. A testament to its high quality craftsmanship and sophistication, like that of an actual Mazda, the ring has continued to endure. We highly recommend that you do not ever risk tasting this now. With over ten years it may have aged like a fine wine, but more than likely it has become a desiccated poison bomb and should not be consumed or even tasted. We guess the winning bidder has the right to pull the chrome badge off of their Mazda and replace it with this much more unique symbol. We dont promise it will fit or last if you do so, but hey its your car so you do you. It weighs 8.7 grams, has a circumference of 5cm, and a height of 1cm. A unique coincidence? A sign from above? An attempt to telepathically sell us a Mazda that day? Or just elaborate marketing? However it came to be it can now be yours. We will take the ultimate in care while packaging this for the winning bidder but with the age we are not going to guarantee that it will make it through the potential abuses of the post office and get to you in one piece. If it arrives broken we still do not recommend putting your lips upon it in the temptation you might have. We cannot guarantee that aliens have not been living in it over the last ten years, and we all know how dirty those little buggers can be. Of course we are hoping that a crazy Mazda fanatic or highly paid Mazda executive just cant live with out this one of a kind item and the bidding goes to a million or more dollars but we also realize that if it goes to a million it will likely be a million Zimbabwe dollars (look it up: a million Zimbabwe dollars is crap load of zeros behind the decimal points before you get to actual money). One thing is for sure, it would make an exceptionally savory gift for any Mazda fanatic or rare food connoisseur! Zoom Zoom!!! The napkin that it had been wrapped in was forever stained a yellowish green from the oil being wicked out of the onion ring over the years. We are including a picture of the napkin but it is not included in the auction as we are not sure if represents a hazmat situation or not. If there is a popular demand for the napkin we reserve the right to include it in the package for free or auction it in a separate auction. Make sure to share this auction with your non Mazda driving friends as after seeing the endurance of this onion ring they may want to buy an actual Mazda of their own. Have fun, good luck outbidding your competition, and please no actual kicking and punching each other to try and win this one. **NOT FOR CONSUMPTION** If you have questions about this item please send us a message. We expect payment to be made within 5 business days of the listing closing. All payments are processed through eBay's Managed Payments system. Please refer to their terms for accepted payment methods. Domestic All domestic eBay orders are shipped using the U.S. Postal Service and each package is fully insured via private insurance. Some larger packages may be sent using FedEx or another shipping provider. In California rare coins and bullion orders totaling $1500 or more are tax-exempt. We do not refund any shipping and handling fees, no exceptions. Listings that end in a time that either eBay or the internet are malfunctioning may not be honored. In the event of a listing error (such as a duplication) we reserve the right to cancel the order. International All International eBay orders must be under $2500 and are shipped through eBay's Global Shipping Program, if eligible. Some exclusions apply, see eBay GSP terms. We do not have an alternative International shipping option. We are only responsible for a GSP item until it is delivered to the U.S. Shipping Center. Returned items must be returned within 30 days of delivery and must be returned in exactly the same condition as it was sent to you. We do not offer returns on bullion items. We do not refund shipping and handling fees, no exceptions. We guarantee prompt refunds on any items returned. We guarantee all items to be genuine. We do not accept returns on International orders, no exceptions. Sister Stores We also offer thousands of rare coin and paper money items at our sister eBay store Northern Nevada Coin . Check us out! PURCHASE WITH CONFIDENCE Safe FREE Shipping 30 Day Returns Everything 100% Guaranteed! Find More Like This

Price: 6.26 USD

Location: Gardnerville, Nevada

End Time: 2024-11-28T16:59:19.000Z

Shipping Cost: 4.99 USD