Retro B-Movie KSQ FROM CYBERSPACE Joe Bob says "Check it out"

Description: Joe Bob Briggs, is an American syndicated film critic, writer, and comic performer. He is known for having hosted the television series MonsterVision from 1996 to 2000, and The Last Drive-In from 2018–present. Joe Bob's Drive-In: Killer S** Queens From CyberspaceProduct DescriptionSci-Fi Channel star Glori-Anne Gilbert, Retro Pin-up Danni Ashe and b-movie scream queen Lorissa McComas star in this science fiction fantasy/spoof of love, lust and death in cyberspace. ReviewKiller S** Queens from Cyberspace, an over-the-top parody of the video-store wars in Cincinnati that features not only infamous magazine publisher Larry Flynt, playing Big Larry, the owner of G-Spot Video, but that famous Cincinnati ex-mayor, Jerry Springer himself.Anyhoo, this is the story of Prometheus Software, a diabolical Cincinnati firm that has created Virtually Integrated Cybernetic Total Interactivity Models (V.I.C.T.I.M.), which amounts to sexy gals on CD Rom that climb down off the screen, get you worked up, transform into a laughing skull-head, and electrocute your hiney.Three dead bodies. Thirty breasts. Crossing-guard demolition. Aardvarking. One gratuitous shower. Multiple nekkid dancing. Multiple vodka-guzzling. Cyber-electrocution, with cheesy laughing skull head. Fairly disgusting policeman's lubricant scene. Even more disgusting capitalist-in-the-john scene. One live birth. Exploding skull. Video Fu. Fist Fu. White-trash talk-TV fan punch-out Fu.Drive-In Academy Award nominations for Lorissa McComas and her two enormous talents, as the stripping red-heeled Killer Sex Queen from Cyberspace who says, I'm always here for you, baby; Michelle Monroe as the hot teddy-bear-hugging video-store manager in tight jeans who can do her nails while having sex, for saying, THESE (pointing to her chest) were not designed to flip burgers!; Pat Van Voght as the oversexed slacker boyfriend, for saying, Wow! Computerized hookers!; Marcus Franklin, as the evil industrialist, for saying, It can fry your motherboard and, Quite frankly, it's the safest sex you can buy; Jeff Weldy, as the dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks son of the owner, for saying, Come take a ride on the Lou-Lou Express; and Lou Vockell, for writing, directing, dressing up like a really ugly woman, and doing it the Cincinnati way.Three stars. Joe Bob says check it out. --United Press InternationalCOLOR - NTSC- 90 MINUTESPURCHASE 2 OR MORE ITEMS AND GET FREE DOMESTIC SHIPPING!

Price: 7.99 USD

Location: Cincinnati, Ohio

End Time: 2024-11-15T12:21:56.000Z

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